Demi Moore isn’t just an amazing dramatic actress — she’s also really funny! On Saturday July 15, she surprised the crowd when she showed up at the Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis and laid into her ex-husband. Click through the gallery for what she had to say about the action star.
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“Our daughters are incredibly well-adjusted even though two of them are half Bruce Willis,”
Demi joked, to riotous laughter.
Their daughters were watching in the audience.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt was the roast master for the event.
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She said she was “married to Bruce for the first three Die Hard movies, which makes sense because the last two sucked.” She was a surprise guest at the end event, which also included Edward Norton, Cybill Shepherd, Jeff Ross, Martha Stewart, Lil Rel Howery, Dennis Rodman, Kevin Pollak, Nikki Glaser and Dom Irrera.
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Even Bruce was shocked she was there! “People wonder why our marriage came to an end, and in all honesty I think it was because some jealousy started to creep in. I think Bruce never really got over the fact that I rocked the bald look better than he did,” Demi joked, referring to her iconic role in G.I. Jane.
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“After our divorce, he said he considered the end of our marriage his biggest failure, but Bruce, don’t be so hard on yourself, you’ve had much bigger failures. I mean Planet Hollywood, Hudson Hawk, Striking Distance, campaigning for Michael Dukakis, turning down Clooney’s role in Ocean’s Eleven to focus on playing the harmonica?”
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Demi also praised the actor as “easily one of my top three husbands.” Insiders described the event, which will air on July 29, as more loving than most roasts.
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But Bruce didn’t let his friends and family have the last word! He reportedly ended the vent saying, “Die Hard is not a Christmas movie. It’s a god damn Bruce Willis movie!” Case closed.
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What do you think about Demi’s jabs at her ex? Will you be tuning in for the full roast? Let us know in the comments.
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“Our daughters are incredibly well-adjusted even though two of them are half Bruce Willis,”
Demi joked, to riotous laughter.
Their daughters were watching in the audience.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt was the roast master for the event.
Photo credit: Getty Images
She said she was “married to Bruce for the first three Die Hard movies, which makes sense because the last two sucked.” She was a surprise guest at the end event, which also included Edward Norton, Cybill Shepherd, Jeff Ross, Martha Stewart, Lil Rel Howery, Dennis Rodman, Kevin Pollak, Nikki Glaser and Dom Irrera.
Even Bruce was shocked she was there! “People wonder why our marriage came to an end, and in all honesty I think it was because some jealousy started to creep in. I think Bruce never really got over the fact that I rocked the bald look better than he did,” Demi joked, referring to her iconic role in G.I. Jane.
“After our divorce, he said he considered the end of our marriage his biggest failure, but Bruce, don’t be so hard on yourself, you’ve had much bigger failures. I mean Planet Hollywood, Hudson Hawk, Striking Distance, campaigning for Michael Dukakis, turning down Clooney’s role in Ocean’s Eleven to focus on playing the harmonica?”
Demi also praised the actor as “easily one of my top three husbands.” Insiders described the event, which will air on July 29, as more loving than most roasts.
But Bruce didn’t let his friends and family have the last word! He reportedly ended the vent saying, “Die Hard is not a Christmas movie. It’s a god damn Bruce Willis movie!” Case closed.
What do you think about Demi’s jabs at her ex? Will you be tuning in for the full roast? Let us know in the comments.
