Downward Spiral For Ben? Affleck Goes On Slurred Speech Rant Over Deflategate Amid Reports He's Dating The Nanny Again!

Ben Affleck's appearance on Any Given Wednesday more than just an interview with Bill Simmons — it was a cry for help!

The 43-year-old actor sat down with the sports analyst, 46, and didn't hold back about the infamous deflategate scandal involving New England Patriots QB, Tom Brady.

"Deflategate is the ultimate bull**-t f**king outrage of sports ever," he began slurring. "It's so f**king stupid that I can't believe [it]."

"They gave him a suspension for a quarter of the season, which would be equivalent of suspending a baseball player for 40 f**king days —40 quarter days, to be exact," he continued in the almost 5-minute segment. "Which is what they do when you get busted taking steroids. And by the way, if the NFL really knew how to test for steroids and HGH, there'd be no f**king NFL. So instead, what they did was suspend Tom Brady for four days for not giving them his f**king cell phone and for having a friend who called himself the deflator. If I got in trouble for all the things that my friends called themselves, I would be finished, OK? You wanna give a guy— because he doesn't give you his cell phone— a punishment? I would never give an organization as leak-prone as the NFL my f**king cell phone so you can just look through my e-mails and listen to my voicemails. The first thing they're going to do is leak this s**t."

As Star readers know, Ben and Jennifer Garner's divorce has been extremely tense. And now that he's living with his brother — he's back to his old tricks!

According to reports, he was spotted last month getting picked up from the Standard Hotel in Miami, Fla. with his former fling, Christine Ouzounian!

"Jen hasn't filed for divorce yet, because she's under the impression there's still hope," an insider revealed to Star. "But if she finds out he's seeing Christine again, she'll pull the plug on their marriage for good."