Kelly Osbourne went to the hospital on June 15 after she was bit on the neck by a not so itsy-bitsy, venomous spider.
No word on her condition after the eight-legged creature attack, but Ozzy Osbourne’s daughter certainly retained her sense of humor. Even as the fashionista braved the pain in the waiting room, she managed to snap a selfie of herself sitting below a few pics of male genitalia and post it on Instagram, joking: “When you are sat in the doctor’s office w/ a diagram of a penis above your head & no one tells you!!!!!!”
The 30-year-old TV host even thought it was appropriate to share a pic of all the vials of blood that had to be drawn from her body, saying “I got bit on my neck by a poisonous spider again!!!! Look how much blood they had to take!!!”
I got bit on my neck by a poisonous spider again!!!! Look how much blood they had to take!!! A photo posted by Kelly Osbourne (@kellyosbourne) on
That’s right – she said ‘again’!
Kelly just seems to attract the creepy crawlers, because this is the second time in less than a year that she’s been bitten by one. Last year in November, the fashion designer tweeted about being bitten on her face, of all places, saying, “I have no words to express how much a spider bite to the face hurts! Plus a large injection in my jaw… today sucks balls!”
I have no words to express how much a spider bite to the face hurts! Plus a large injection in my jaw… today sucked balls!
— Kelly Osbourne (@KellyOsbourne) November 16, 2014
The purple-haired Brit has already been having a spot of tepid luck lately— being unable to land a gig after quitting Fashion Police back in February, amid the Zendaya debacle of 2014, when Star told you Giuliana Rancic made off-color remarks about the Disney star. The offensive commentary ruffled Kelly’s feathers, leading to her very public resignation.
Luckily, sitting in for her Mom, Sharon Osbourne on The Talk, has been keeping her biting banter fresh!