This little guidette just doesn’t want to come out! Snooki took to her Celebuzz blog on Thursday to complain about the fact that she’s still pregnant, and revealed she’s doing everything she can to get her daughter to come out sooner.
“I’m still freaking pregnant. Omg! I can’t deal with this anymore,” she wrote. “I feel like I’m going to be pregnant forever. This time when I was pregnant with Lorenzo, I had already given birth so I’m already a step behind.”
The reality star welcomed her first child Lorenzo in August 2012 — two weeks and two days before his due date! Things are much different this time around, though. “I’m at that point where I can’t move, I can’t sleep, I’m waking up 20 times throughout the night, rolling out of bed, waddling to the bathroom and praying that my mucus plug falls out and my water breaks,” she complained. “I’m just ready to go at this point. I don’t care, I just wanna do.”
She added that she’s doing “literally everything I can” to move things along, like working up a sweat while moving into her new house, “galloping like a horse,” working out, walking and eating spicy food. Even doing the “hibbity gibbity” with her fiance, Jionni LaValle didn’t do the trick. “That kind of worked a little bit,” she admitted. ” I feel like it helped it a little bit so we’re going to have to do that again.”
“I’m still pregnant and I feel like I’m going to be pregnant forever,” she concluded.
It’s going to be a busy fall for the MTV star: Amidst having a second baby, she and Jionni are moving into their brand new house, and planning a wedding, which is expected sometime within the coming weeks.