Cruel Anne: My Dog Isn't Cool Enough

2013 Vanity Fair Oscar Party

Hathahaters are about to have even more fuel for their anti-Anne fire! Star has learned that the much-maligned actress wants to replace her faithful Labrador, Esmerelda, because the pup isn’t hip enough for Hollywood!

“Anne really wants a stylish young puppy she can play with and interact with,” fumes an insider. “She says she just can’t bond with a dog that’s half dead — it’s not quite the glamorous look she’s going for now that she’s won an Oscar.” While Anne’s rep denies the rumor, Star‘s source claims that even Anne’s husband Adam Shulman supports the heartless plan. 

“It just shows how out of touch Anne is getting. Friends think it’s horrifically sad and worry that her obsession with her image is taking over everything — even her humanity.”

It looks like Anne is really in the doghouse now.

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