Turns out “drunken Guidette” isn’t so impressive on a resume. So now that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s 15 minutes of Jersey Shore fame — and money — is dwindling, she’s embarked upon a questionable new career: selling paper bags on the Internet!
Customers who stumble upon her Etsy store, Nicole’s Craft Room, can purchase a set of three lunch bags scribbled with the Bridesmaids joke “Help me, I’m poor” for a cool $8. Was Snooki describing herself?
“Bridesmaid bags PERFECT for the bachelorette weekend! BAG ONLY,” she captioned the item.
“Snooki is having a lot of fun making these things,” says an insider. “But the idea that people would actually buy scribbled doodles on paper is outrageous!”
MORE LINKS
Snooki Does NOT Want to be on RHONJ