Last summer, after a string of failed romances with almond, coconut, and soy milk, Virgin Iced Coffee – that’s any iced coffee that hasn’t been spiked – was finally ready for something real. So, to become a “Real Iced Coffee,” Virgin Iced Coffee started mixing with Kahlúa Salted Caramel, a delicious new liqueur who was out on the prowl. Their racy summer romance only heated up as they blended all over town.
So, what happened to this sultry duo?
According to a trusted source, Virgin Iced Coffee was spotted mixing on the beach with none other than Original Kahlúa – the older, more experienced relative of Kahlúa Salted Caramel (video above.) Looks like trouble of the juiciest kind for last year’s happy couple.
To ‘salt the wound,’ another video was later released showing Virgin Iced Coffee blending in an alleyway with Original Kahlúa. Just look at that straw go! (Video below.)
Both videos, featuring explicit footage of the affair were submitted by an anonymous source, reports say. Neither the members of the love triangle, nor the paparazzo responsible for the leak have commented.
Fans are already taking sides in the scandal, claiming that “Real Iced Coffee can be made with either Kahlúa Salted Caramel or classic, so it shouldn’t matter who’s mixing with whom.”
Will Virgin Iced Coffee keep playing the field? Or will there be one true coffee liqueur?