He's A Warlock! HIV Positive Charlie Sheen's Craziest Quotes Of All Time

"I dazedly chose (or hired) the companionship of unsavory and insipid types," he said of some of his sexual partners in his Nov. 17th open letter. "My truth soon became their treason, as a deluge of blackmail and extortion took center stage in this circus of deceit."

"Locked in a vacuum of fear, I chose to allow their threats and skullduggery to vastly deplete future assets from my children, while my 'secret' sat entombed in their hives of folly," he continued.

Even before his HIV bombshell went public, he had a penchant for memorable quotes, and he had nothing but nice things to say about his women. "Let me say this about the Goddesses, I don't think the term is good enough, but when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best term available. So if you think about it, dude, I'm 0-for-3 in marriage, but like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn't lie. Never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the hearts. And to sully, contaminate, or radically disrespect this unit with a shameful contract is something I'll leave to the amateurs and bible grippers."

Even before his HIV bombshell went public, he had a penchant for memorable quotes, and he had nothing but nice things to say about his women. "Let me say this about the Goddesses, I don't think the term is good enough, but when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best term available. So if you think about it, dude, I'm 0-for-3 in marriage, but like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn't lie. Never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the hearts. And to sully, contaminate, or radically disrespect this unit with a shameful contract is something I'll leave to the amateurs and bible grippers."

When asked if he was bipolar, he famously responded, "I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward."

Even before his HIV bombshell went public, he had a penchant for memorable quotes, and he had nothing but nice things to say about his women. "Let me say this about the Goddesses, I don't think the term is good enough, but when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best term available. So if you think about it, dude, I'm 0-for-3 in marriage, but like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn't lie. Never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the hearts. And to sully, contaminate, or radically disrespect this unit with a shameful contract is something I'll leave to the amateurs and bible grippers."

When asked if he was bipolar, he famously responded, "I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward."

When in the midst of battle with CBS over his show Two and a Half Men, the star made some out-of-this-world claims. "I'm tired of pretending I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars. People can't figure me out. They can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."

Even before his HIV bombshell went public, he had a penchant for memorable quotes, and he had nothing but nice things to say about his women. "Let me say this about the Goddesses, I don't think the term is good enough, but when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best term available. So if you think about it, dude, I'm 0-for-3 in marriage, but like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn't lie. Never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the hearts. And to sully, contaminate, or radically disrespect this unit with a shameful contract is something I'll leave to the amateurs and bible grippers."

When asked if he was bipolar, he famously responded, "I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward."

When in the midst of battle with CBS over his show Two and a Half Men, the star made some out-of-this-world claims. "I'm tired of pretending I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars. People can't figure me out. They can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."

"They're trying to destroy my family," he continued.

"So I take great umbrage with that. And defeat is not an option. They picked a fight with a warlock."

He also made a now-eerie statement about being lethal. "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. It's too much."

He also made a now-eerie statement about being lethal. "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. It's too much."

He reassured fans that he would never relapse on drugs. "No. Not going to. Period. The end. I blinked and I cured my brain. Can't is the cancer of happen."

He also claimed to have blood that was not human. "I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people, people who aren't special, people who don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA."