Attention all celebrities: if you’re friends with Cara Delevingne, please stop inviting her place for a few weeks. The catwalker-turned-actress turned up at the Met Gala looking like she has been having one too many late nights…
“She looks majorly bloated,” commented one fan, while another blamed Cara’s unfortunate Stella McCartney ensemble, writing, “Crikey, if this outfit does nothing to flatter a supermodel’s figure, then what chance do us mere mortals have?”
But ISSA director of wellness and certified trainer John Rowley says that Cara’s famous figure could be the victim of too much processed food.
“Foods that aren’t fresh and are highly processed–think pepperoni and American cheese–can cause a reaction in your body almost like an allergy,” he explained. “If you feel bloated and like your stomach is like a rock, go for fiber rich foods, organic vegetables and lots and lots of water to slim down quickly!”
But fans were far more forgiving when it came to the temporary cherry blossom tattoos she sported to the East-meets-West-themed gala, with many urging her to make them permanent! Apparently Cara the faux inkings applied by tattooist to the stars, Bang Bang, sitting in his chair for a whopping 11 hours! This isn’t the first time Cara and Bang Bang have collaborated–he’s behind her hilarious/strange BACON tat on the bottom of her foot.
Are you loving Cara’s Met Gala look, fake ink and all? Or are you scratching your head about why she’s famous in the first place?