STAR Pays for Scoops!

Click here!

Send us your scoop!

or call (800) 609-8312

David Letterman Joke: You Could Hear Crickets

David Letterman, 68, was asked what advice he had to offer the class of 2015 during his Late Show on Monday, April 20.

This is what he had to say:
“Treat a lady like a whore, and a whore like a lady.”

A source in the audience told Page Six that it was supposed to be the first laugh of the night, but the audience didn’t respond. At all.

To gain traction again with the audience, the Page Six insider said Letterman instead said to act nice and “eat a lot of salad.”