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Top 10 Best Jokes From ‘The Roast Of Justin Bieber’

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He asked for it! Will Ferrell, Kevin HartMartha Stewart and more celebrities came out to throw jabs at Justin Bieber. From the singer’s many arrests to his on-again, off-again relationship with Selena Gomez, the celebrities had a lot of material to work with!

Check out the 10 best jokes from The Roast of Justin Bieber:

10. “I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather?” – Ron Burgundy (AKA: Will Ferrell)

9. “You have it all … Except love, friends, good parents, and a Grammy.”– Chris D’Elia

8. “For a guy worth $200 million, why do you dress like Sharon Stone in the ’90s?” – Chris D’Eila

7. “Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one.” – Kevin Hart

6. “Is it true you dumped [Selena] because she grew a mustache before you?” – Jeffrey Ross

5. “Eblola patients hear about ‘Bieber fever’ and say, ‘I’m gonna go ahead and ride this one out.’” – Kevin Hart

4. “Justin, as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people.”– Shaquille O’Neal

3. “Justin, I’m sure it’s great to have 60 million followers on Twitter, but the only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower.”– Martha Stewart

2. Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she’s dating men now.” – Jeff Ross

1. “What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours.”– Justin Bieber


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