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'KUWTK' Recap: Kim Kardashian Says She Has Sex 500 Times a Day!

Keeping Up With the Kardashians Recap

It looks like reality TV”s first family is back to their entertaining ways — complete with gross-out factor and shock value! On the season premiere of Keeping Up With the Kardashians on Sunday, Khloe set the tone in the show’s opening clip when she mused about how great it would be if she had tapeworm, claiming it would make losing weight easier. Ew!

Jumping on the TMI bandwagon, Kim announces to her sisters that she’d had sex with her hubby, Kanye West, just ten minutes before they arrived at her home, and was lounging in bed, hoping the sperm would swim up and do their job! Kim’s frequent frolicking and baby fever was a recurring topic throughout the episode, and during a visit to a fertility specialist, North West’s mom reveals that she’s “on a mission to get pregnant,” with her hairdresser/psychic/friend having a vision that her next baby will be a boy. What, with that charlatan’s predictions  and having sex 500 times a day — as she (jokingly?) divulges to Khloe — a new heir to the Kimye throne seems imminent!

Meanwhile, Bruce Jenner pours his heart out to eldest stepdaughter Kourtney about being lonely and missing his family, when, mid-visit, he receives a phone call from one of ex-wife Kris Jenner’s besties, who he’d secretly been dating, prompting Mason’s mama to spill the peans to Kim and Khloe, who were none too happy about it.

Eventually, the girls tell their mom about Bruce’s shady dealings with the backstabbing friend, leading up to a sit-down, during which the former Olympian tells Kris that her ill feelings about it are “your problem, not mine.” He eventually gives a forced and feeble, “Sorry,” prompting Kim’s disdain. “You are so stubborn and annoying,” she spews. “I would die if I was married to you.”

At a family dinner, Bruce’s son, Brody, admits to liking Kim’s ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush better than her current husband. “I love Reggie,” he slurs after a few drinks. “Put Kanye and Reggie together in a burning building, guess who I’m saving? Reggie. Reggie all the way.”

Wrapping up this week’s adventures, the Jenner boys, Brody and Brandon, decide to throw the newly-emancipated Kardashian family patriarch a ‘Bruce on the Loose’ party to celebrate his divorce from Kris. The Kardashian girls throw a similarly premised, low-key shindig for their mom, dubbing it  the ‘Kris J Needs a Lei’ festivity, complete with Hawaiian hula dancers.

This season on KUWTK — Lots more of Kim’s quest to get pregnant, a Dash employee retreat (as well as a Dash thief!), Kourtney’s baby shower, Kris’ new boy toy and more about Kylie, Kendall and Rob’s latest issues! Tune in Sundays at 9pm on E!

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