Sometimes too much information really is too much — and these celebs have no shame when it comes to oversharing!
Kristen Stewart, on ex, Rob Pattinson: “I love the way he smells. And him me. Like, he loves to lick under my armpits. I don’t get this obsession with washing the smell off, that smell of someone you love. Don’t you think it’s the whole point?”
Enrique Iglesias: “What does Spanish good looks have to do with the size of your penis? Maybe I have the Spanish looks, but I have the smallest penis in the world. I’m serious!”
Kesha, on having sex with ghosts: “I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don’t know his name! He was a ghost! I’m very open to it.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “I’m the fastest pee-er ever. I’m famous for it.”
Shia LaBeouf: “My humor came from seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked — just weird hippie stuff, twisted R-rated humor.”
John Mayer: “I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes.”
Jessica Simpson: “To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, spend a lot of money, and can belch the ABCs.”
Lamar Odom: “You can tell I’m into the bald. You got to keep it clean down there. It’s disgusting if you let it go crazy.”
Robin Thicke: “I like to try to get her into double-digit orgasms as much as possible. It doesn’t happen all the time, but when I’ve got my mojo and my swag, it happens.”
P. Diddy: “Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates.”
Kim Kardashian: “When I came back from the hospital the first thing I did was look at my vagina in the mirror. It looks better looking than before.”
Pink: “I just went to pee pee and my bathroom’s so big I almost peed in the sauna.”
Jenny McCarthy: “Is anyone else having a problem with their vagina today? I can’t get service in certain parts of my house.”
Jason Mraz: “Tried on some jeans today. Farted in some. Shhhh, don’t tell.”
Zoe Saldana: “I have to say, for a long time, I was a bit lazy, so I didn’t like to be on top, but I’m really digging it…because I have really long legs. You just make them sit or lay on a pillow, or two pillows, that way they’re a little elevated, so I won’t be so, like, doing a split because my legs are really long.”
Snooki: “I peed myself a lot when I was pregnant. I peed in the doctor’s office.”