Another day, another Amanda Bynes Twitter spree. This time, though, instead of calling fellow celebrities “ugly,” the troubled actress took the time to explain why she’s been acting so strange lately. Unfortunately, her reasoning isn’t exactly satisfying.
“I was born with a webbing in between my eyes,” she tweeted. “That was a birth defect that I had surgically removed! I’ve never been more excited! Now I need a few more surgeries to shave the bridge down to correct the rest of my nose so I can start the next chapter of my career! Music!”
She later added, “I was just embarrassed to share the fact that I had a birth defect. As soon as I had it removed I couldn’t wait to talk about it!” Okay, fine. Had she stopped there, we probably still wouldn’t have accepted it as a legitimate excuse to go around calling everyone ugly, but of course, Amanda had to take it a step further.
“I consider myself to be a hero to have suffered 27 years with a birth defect and to just now have it surgically removed!” she boasted. “I had to share my story with you so the media would stop using old photos of me and stop writing lies about me having odd behavior.” Yes, Amanda, you are a true hero. And guess what? It doesn’t stop there.
“My doctors are heroes who also correct kids who have cleft lip – something as traumatic as webbing in between your eyes!” she finished. Face. Palm. What else is there to say about this comment?
Throughout the tweeting spree, Amanda also shared that she hasn’t made a deal with Chinga Change Records, as reports previously stated. But don’t worry — she’s got an offer for an even bigger record deal coming up after she finishes the surgeries. Oy.